SCRIPTS
SCRIPTS
Welcome
to the David Pryde Scripts Page
Featuring excerpts from some spec scripts as well as comedy written for television and radio.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sample of David’s spec script for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which would have made a hell of a sweeps week episode.
King of the Hill
Sample of David’s spec script for King of the Hill, in which Bobby learns that sometimes a man’s gotta do what a woman’s gotta do.
Sarcasm Anonymous
The Sarcasm Anonymous sketch, written by David Pryde and performed by the CBC Content Factory, was a national finalist in CBC Radio’s “Stand and Deliver” Contest for the funniest 3 minutes of radio.
Joke Samples
A few joke samples from David’s stints writing for “This Hour has 22 Minutes” and “Open Mike with Mike Bullard”.
A new environmental study shows that every eight months 11 million gallons of oil runoff from pollution into the oceans. To put it in perspective that’s the equivalent of one Exxon Valdez spill or 9 of Enrique Iglesias’s combs.
To stop the spread of marijuana-growing operations, the Ontario government said it may amend Landlord and Tenant laws to make it easier for police to gain access to rental properties. The amendment would allow police to interpret the phrase, “Dave’s not here, man,” as consent to enter the premises.
NASA scientists suggest the crippling of the Mars Spirit Rover last week was due to too many files stored in the ship’s computer. The problem seems under control since officials deleted some “Jackass” clips, an old Simcity game, and footage of Paris Hilton.
A zoo in South Africa is taking care of two rare Baby Black Rhinos. This breed of rhinoceros is endangered because of poachers hunting them for their horns and, more recently, their succulent “baby black ribs”
Keanu Reeves bought new Harley Davidson motorcycles for his 12 stuntmen to thank them for making him look good in the movie. Wanting to give credit where it’s due, Reeves also bought his acting coach a new bus pass.